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• You were so ugly as kid that on Halloween you're mother put peanut butter around your lips and sent you out as an asshole .
  .....
• You were so ugly as a kid that your mother had to feed you with a sling shot ...
• You are so ugly that if you sent your picture to the Lonely Hearts Club, they would be sent back with the explanation that they are lonely - not desperate.
• What do you get when you mix a Rooster with peanut butter?
  A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!...
• You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor turned you over and thought he had twins.
  "You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor spanked your mom." ==...
• You were so ugly when you were born, the doctor took one look at your face, turned you over and said, "Look .
  .. twins!...
• How do you tell someone that they are really ugly? You are so ugly the tide won't go out with you.
• One day a kid came home and yelled, "Ma, Ma, I had sex for the first time today!
  The mother was outraged and sent the kid upstairs to his room....
• RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERS A girl phoned me the other day and said .
  ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over....