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• I tell ya' I get no respect. I was making love to this girl and she started crying.
  I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No - I hate myself NOW ......
• A young man is on a date with a young woman and they go parking.
  After some heavy petting the young man asks the young woman for oral sex....
• I was tired one night, so I went to a bar to have a few drinks.
  I tell ya' I get no respect. The bartender asked me, "What'll you have?...
• I remember when I was so depressed I was going to jump out a highrise window.
  I tell you I get no respect; when they sent a priest up to talk to me he said, "On your mark....
• Jane and John met at a Christmas party, dated a few times, and decided to get married as soon as possible.
  This acomplished, they set off for their honeymoon in Orlando....
• I remember when I swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills.
  I get no respect - my doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest ......
• Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I wanted to be different, so I called my dog "Sex.
  I found out that "Sex" is a very embarrassing name....
• Dad's Words of Wisdom Don't ask me, ask your mother.
  Were you raised in a barn? Close the door. You didn't beat me....