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• Q: What do you say to a Mexican in a three piece suit? A: "Will the defendant please rise...".
• Q: What do you call a Mexican Baptism? A: Bean Dip
• Q: What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A: A dry Martinez.
• Q: What do you call a Mexican midget? A: A speck.
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  A policeman asked what gear she was in. "Can't you see for yourself?...
• Q: What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job? A: I'll have a hamburger please.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a polack and a mexican?
  A: A kid who spraypaints chainlink fences....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Oriental? A: A car thief who can't drive
• Q: What do you get when you mix a Mexican and a squirrel? A: A tree full of hubcaps.