A coffin was being moved when it fell on a wagon, and started down the hill.
One of the morticians started chasing it, as it rolled pass the hospital,
the mortician yelled to one of the men with a black bag, "Doc, quick, give
me something to stop this coffin."
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One of the morticians started chasing it, as it rolled pass the hospital,
the mortician yelled to one of the men with a black bag, "Doc, quick, give
me something to stop this coffin."
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