Swifties:
"Have a ride in my new ambulance", said Tom hospitably.
"The doctors had to remove a bone from my arm", said Tom
humorlessly.
"I never get lost", said the pathologist.
"I've got all the work I can handle", said the doctor patiently.
==
"Have a ride in my new ambulance", said Tom hospitably.
"The doctors had to remove a bone from my arm", said Tom
humorlessly.
"I never get lost", said the pathologist.
"I've got all the work I can handle", said the doctor patiently.
==
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