Some Excerpts From The _Quarterly Review Of Doublespeak_ (NCTE)

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Some excerpts from the _Quarterly Review of Doublespeak_ (NCTE):

A reader reports that when the patient died, the attending doctor recorded
the following on the patient's chart: "Patient failed to fulfill his
wellness potential."

Another doctor reports that in a recent issue of the *American Journal
of Family Practice* fleas were called "hematophagous arthropod vectors."
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