Shortly After The 911 Emergency Number Became Available

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Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite
ill lady appeared in a Rochester hospital emergency room, having driven
herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking
lot. The horrified nurse said, "Why didn't you call the 911 number and get
an ambulance?"

The lady said, "My phone doesn't have an eleven."

(...this one is true!)
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