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  Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide....
• The Night the Gelatinous Mass of Flesh Converged on Ponderosa by Eric Cotter There once was a party of four Who couldn't fit inside a door I'm sure you'd agree That these four would be Harpooned if they swam off the shore The leader of the group was Chasm Ever seen fifteen chins -- he has 'em When he engulfs food The image so lewd Gives everyone near muscle spasms His three friends - Gorge
  Inhale, and Glop Consumed food with nary a stop Once at Donut World Their frenzy unfurled They had coffee, donuts, and a cop They walked with a side-to-side gait Because of their tremendous weight Well you may not buy it But they tried to diet Against hunger that no one could sate They were doing well at their slimming The fat on their meat they were trimming But their effort was tossed They gained back what they'd lost And hunger was already brimming They burst out of Weight Watchers that night Buildings were crushed under their might And then the group did meet A sign - All You Can Eat And thus began the terrible blight The manager gasped at the terrible sight His whole body trembled with great fright How could Ponderosa End up as the host o' Four who could block the sun's light He quickly became incoherent As he watched his food disappearin' They've eaten their valet And inhaled the buffet Now at the kitchen they were leerin' The chefs cowered before the quartet Seeing hunger that no one could whet They consumed all in sight On that horrible night Eating everything that they could get They widened before everyone's eyes Surrounded by thousands of flies But so greatly loaded Their bodies exploded And fireworks lit up the skies Those four will not really be missed For they had many people pissed They ravaged a town Knocking buildings down And that's just the start of the list But this story does have a lesson Eating too much Crisco and Wesson Leads to massive weight gain And abdominal pain And heart attacks can be distressin' CRAP -- CRAsh Proof Example...
• Blondness strikes again... An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
  They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage!...
• Church Bulletin Bloopers ... ** The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.
  Proceeds will be used to cripple children. ** Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• Church Bulletin Bloopers 1. "Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled.
  Proceeds will be used to cripple children." 2. "Ushers will eat latecomers....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• There's an apple on a lawn and a worm sitting right beside it.
  The worm is rather interested in the apple is about to start eating....