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  He loaded his old hound dog into the buggy, had his favorite horse pulling the buggy, and was on his way....
• Two Ukrainians went hunting. One accidentally shot the other.
  The shootee rushed the shot to the hospital and watched while they wheeled his friend into the O....
• Clyde, a farmer from Palmer, Alaska, decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.
  In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde....
• Annual checkup An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
  "I've never been better!" he boasted."I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child!...
• Who Killed The Bear... An 85 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
  "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child!...
• There were two morons that wanted to go hunting. They went out into the woods and after a while decided to split up.
  One went one way and the other went another way. As this joke would have it, one of the morons shot the other moron by mistake....
• Now, where did I put that sling shot.....?
• An elderly English couple, the wife rather deaf, were visiting New York.
  They hail a cab and start out on a lengthy journey....