A Math Professor, A Native Texan, Was Asked By One Of His Stude
A math professor, a native Texan, was asked by one of his students: "What is mathematics good for?"
He replied: "This question makes me sick! If you show someone the Grand Canyon for the first time, and he asks you `What's it good for?' What would you do? Well, you kick that guy off the cliff!"
Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine
he was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant with zero common scence....
Two math professors are sitting in a pub. "Isn't it disgusting", the first one complains, "how little the general public knows about mathematics?
"Well", his colleague replies, "you're perhaps a bit too pessimistic....
A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
.. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
A guy is lost at sea for days, and finally finds land, a native island.
The guy makes friends with the native chief, and in appreciation the chief gives the guy his daughter for the night....
A man was very shy, and couldn't speak to more than two people at a time without getting nervous.
His boss and wife both suggested that he take an Andrew Carnegie course....
The Interview Steve was in a terrible accident at work.
He fell through the floor tile and ripped off both of his ears....
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane assylum that is reknowned for their progressive rehabilitation methods.
They begin by visiting some of the patients. The first patient they visit is a young woman....