Limericks - Dirty
There once was a girl from Belize
Who could put fruit in her cunt with ease
If you're drinking some tea
When she has to pee
Just ask "Some lemon juice, please"
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
Once upon a time there was this beautiful woman who was going to be married to this handsome very rich nobleman.
So they get married and she moves into his big castle, compared to which Camelot is but a pigsty...
Some Classic Blonde Jokes 1.) What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. 2.) Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?...
From The Wit of Steven Wright: ** Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts. ** If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?...
The IRS can always find more... The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $
1,000.00 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron....
A 5-year-old Lebanese girl, Re Mi Bendaly, is gaining fame singing anti-war ballads.
It's what you get when you ask, "Want to make some dough, Re Mi?...
GETTING RID OF TELEMARKETERS... ** If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
** If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problem...
Did Ya' Ever Just Wonder... Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?...
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....