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  She said, "It`s a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
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  has Father Ignacius forgotten the bishop has piles?...
• MEDICAL TERMS FOR THE LAYMAN, KENTUCKY STYLE Artery.
  .................. The study of fine pictures. Barium....
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  She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
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  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• Medical Terminology for the Layman ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Artery -- The study of fine paintings Barium -- What you do when CPR fails Caesarean Section -- A district in Rome Colic -- A sheep dog Coma -- A punctuation mark Congenital -- Friendly Dilate -- To live longer Fester -- Quicker G.