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• Why did the bald man have a hole in his pants? ANWSER
  So he could run his fingers through his hair....
• There was a man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!
• Not Thinking Ahead... A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder & a man handed him a card that read "I am a deaf mute.
  May I play through, please?" The 1st man angrily gave the card back, and communicated that "no, he may NOT play through, and that his handicap did not give him such a right....
• There was a man named Moulder who tried it to through a boulder instead he tripped on a rock and grasped his own cock and threw himself over his shoulder.
• A man was golfing, and everything was going the usual way for his game, when he came to the 16th hole and had a hole in one!
  As he reached in the hole to get his ball, out came a genie....
• There was a young farmer of Nant Whose conduct was gay and gallant, For he fucked all his dozens Of nieces and cousins, In addition, of course, to his aunt.
• Jesus, Moses and a very old man are playing golf. At the first hole there was a water puddle aprox 10 ft.
  from the hole. The first one to go was Moses. He swung and it was a beautiful shot but it headed right for the water puddle....
• Jesus and Moses went to the links one morning to play a round of golf.
  Moses, out of deference, allowed Jesus to tee off first....
• There once was a man named Sprockett Who walked with his hand in his pocket He was able to hide What he was doing inside Till he shot off like a Fourth of July rocket.