Sign Posted In A Bathroom: We Aim To Please! You Aim Too!
Jokes from Emails
Sign posted in a bathroom:
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!
We aim to please and shoot to kill!
Sign seen at a restaurant: The hands that clean these toilets also make your food.
..please aim properly....
If you aim at nothing, you will hit it.
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
GUN CONTROL......the ability to hit what you aim at!
Hey! Watch where you aim that thing!
Sign in a bowling alley: "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
How many light bulbs does it take to change a Soviet emigre? One, if you aim well.
Scientists speculate that comets crash into the earth every 26 million years, wiping out whole species of animals.
Next time we hope they aim at slugs....