$1.49 - All You Can Eat" (with An Arrow Pointing Down Into The Toilet)
Jokes from Emails
"$1.49 - All You Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing down into the toilet)
Cucumbers are Better: You can eat the whole cucumber, skin 'n' all.
FACTS ABOUT AMERICANS FACTS ABOUT AMERICANS From Harper's Index Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils.
21% of us don't make our bed daily. 5% of us never do....
100 reasons it's great to be a guy: 1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3. You know stuff about tanks....
THE SHIT LIST Ghost Shit -- You know you've shit.
There's shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the toilet....
A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested i
BECOMING A REAL MAN. That's right, in just six quarters you, too, can be a real man, as well as earn an AA degree (AA Real Men)....
Serviceman's Rulebook 1. You are not a superman.
2. If it's stupid but works, it's not stupid....
Never eat more than you can lift.
What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
52 Good reasons why Beer is Better than Women!!!! 1.
You can enjoy a beer all night long. 2. Beer stains wash out....