Another Sign Seen At A Swimming Pool: Welcome To Our Ool.
Jokes from Emails
Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it.
Please keep it that way.
A sign I saw at a swimming pool once: We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!
Swimming in the gene pool.
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NOTICE: To make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important Notice About Notices.
You may have noticed the increased number of notices for you to notice....
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Survivors will be prosecuted.' ******************* Official sign near doo...
Sign seen at a restaurant: The hands that clean these toilets also make your food.
..please aim properly....
Hilarious Flight Information from the Airline Employees Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.
Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported...
Sign on fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.
Seen above a urinal: Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
We don't piss in your ashtrays!...