Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it.
Please keep it that way.
Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it.
Please keep it that way.
Related:
- A sign I saw at a swimming pool once:
We don't swim in your toilet,
so please don't pee in our pool... - Swimming in the
gene pool... - ABOUT AS ...
HOPELESS as trying to pick up salt with a plunger... - NOTICE:
To make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important Notice
About Notices.
You may have noticed the increased number of notices... - Misc. signs
On a ski lift in Taos, NM:
'No jumping from the lift.
Survivors will be prosecuted.' *******************... - Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food.
please aim properly... - Hilarious Flight Information from the Airline Employees
Occasionally,
airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight... - Sign on fence: "Salesmen welcome.
Dog food is expensive... - Seen above a urinal:
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
We don't piss in your ashtrays...
From the same category:
- Administrative note:
"All about Baseball" is reportedly just a slightly modified version
of an original piece about Cricket,
from the Marybourne Cricket Club The White... - Taken from the May/June 1989 Utne Reader, which took this from
Shawn Gosieski,
New Cyclist, Fall 1988. (and it has come in from ... - Oldies but Goodies
Old folks are worth a fortune: With silver in their hair,
gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead... - Top 10 Things Men Understand About Women:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10... - I heard this from an MIT grad, who says it's a classic).
A student pushes a loaded shopping cart up to the express...
