A Middle-aged Jewish Guy Is Out To Dinner With His Wife To Celebrate Her Fortieth Birthday.

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A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her
fortieth birthday.
He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond
She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce." He says, "I wasn't planning on
spending that much."