- There were 3 guys, an Australian, a German and an Englishman
All guys were discussing their cars etc. The German... - Yet another Mary joke
Mary had a little lamb It's fleece was very red And... - A guy walks into a pub with a pig under his arm, and this pig has a
wooden leg
The guy orders a beer for himself, and a dish of water... - This guy had a costume party one night. The theme was
to dress up as an emotion
On the night... To a woman dressed all in... - Q. HOW DO YOU GET A NUN PREGNANT
A. FUCK HER!!!!
Q
How do Irich men get their wives pregnant ??? A. And... - A sheep grazier has hired some aboriginal farm hands to help him on
the property
one of whom's wife is pregnant... This aboriginal lady... - There was an Australian, American and Irish astronaut all bragging to each
other about what achievment they would to do in their careers
The Australian says
I want to be the first Australian to... - Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A PREGNANT AUSTRALIAN?
A
A DOPE CARRIER... - An Australian woman's car was involved in a motor accident
A policeman asked what gear she was in. "Can't you... - I had a friend give a card that on the front:
1 2 3 4
Pick a number
and then on the back of the card it read
Sex maniacs always pick 3 ...
