- You smell wet. Let's Party.
Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?... - From: MAD Magazine: Classic Flops
Spring 1986.
9 Very Unsuccessful Pick-up Lines: --------------------------------- 1.... - Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick.
You look more beautiful than Nurse Chapel
Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
I think we must make love on the front law... - The front read
- She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?... - Lines by women:
-- Please may I rest my head on your shoulder?
-- Do you know how to use this? [a vibrator] -- How about a night of passion in Doncaster?... - He: "What was that?"
She: "What was what?"
He: "That sound.
She: "I didn't hear anything." He: "It was the sound of my heart breaking.... - There's always Harlan Ellison's great failure:
Q
Wha'dya say to a little fuck? A: Go away, little fuck.... - How about the best response to an unwanted pickup?
Ma
So what do you do for a living? Woman: Female impersonator.... - You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
