- You smell wet. Let's Party.
Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money... - From: MAD Magazine: Classic Flops
Spring 1986.
9 Very Unsuccessful Pick-up Lines: -------... - Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick.
You look more beautiful than Nurse Chapel
Miss,
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it... - The front reads:
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+ |No Phone No Business| | ... - She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite... - Lines by women:
-- Please may I rest my head on your shoulder?
Do you know how to use this? [a vibrator] -- How about... - He: "What was that?"
She: "What was what?"
He: "That sound."
She:
"I didn't hear anything." He: "It was the sound of... - There's always Harlan Ellison's great failure:
Q:
Wha'dya say to a little fuck? A: Go away, little... - How about the best response to an unwanted pickup?
Man:
So what do you do for a living? Woman: Female... - You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
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