- When a lawyer tells his clients he has a sliding fee
schedule what he means is that after he bills you it's... - It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with
his hands in his own pockets... - A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender,
"Do you serve lawyers here?". "Sure do," replied the... - There was the cartoon showing two people fighting over a cow.
One was pulling the cow by the tail; the other was... - If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end,
on the equator ---- It would be a good idea to just... - Legal business card:
Dewey, Cheatham,
& Howe Attorneys at... - A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
Benjamin Franklin... - an anecdote from IBM's Yorktown Heights Research Center.
When a programmer used his new computer terminal, all... - 101 EASY WAYS TO SAY NO
I'd love to, but...
1 I have to floss my cat.
2 I've dedicated my life to linguini. 3 I want... - Many have experienced the confusion of traffic accidents and have
had to summerize correctly what happened in a few words or less
on insurance or accident forms.
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