This guy had a costume party one night. The theme was
to dress up as an emotion. On the night...
To a woman dressed all in red...
"Your dressed as... Anger, your emotion is anger."
A man painted completely in yellow.
"Your dressed as...Coward...Fear, your dressed as fear."
Then a Jamacan friend, from work, turns up. He is as
naked as the day he was born except for a custard pie placed over
his crutch.
"Dexter...Your dressed as... as...Shit mate, what are you dressed
as?"
"I'm f**king dis custard, mon." (disgusted)
to dress up as an emotion. On the night...
To a woman dressed all in red...
"Your dressed as... Anger, your emotion is anger."
A man painted completely in yellow.
"Your dressed as...Coward...Fear, your dressed as fear."
Then a Jamacan friend, from work, turns up. He is as
naked as the day he was born except for a custard pie placed over
his crutch.
"Dexter...Your dressed as... as...Shit mate, what are you dressed
as?"
"I'm f**king dis custard, mon." (disgusted)
Related:
- All dressed up & nowhere
to go... - 69"
A woman took an inexperienced man home one night.
When they got to her apartment, she suggested that... - A young boy dressed in a pirate costume rang the doorbell of
an elderly womans home.
The woman being mostly lonely tried to make conversation... - NEWS BULLETIN - Men and women are NOT alike.
Sure,
you thought you already knew that. But now we have... - BEHAVIORAL TIPS.
The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location.
Never ask him to purchase feminine products, unless... - Various Nights Before Christmas...
A Microsoft Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas,
when all through the house Not a creature was stirring... - Can You Give Me A Push?
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
He rolls over and looks at the clock, and it's half... - In response to the points list for men. Relationships are two-way streets,
you know. Simple Duties ============= Don't whine about... - Husband Quotes:
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't...
