Q. HOW DO YOU GET A NUN PREGNANT A. FUCK HER!!!! Q.

Q. HOW DO YOU GET A NUN PREGNANT
A. FUCK HER!!!!

Q. How do Irich men get their wives pregnant ???
A. And you thought the Irish were dumb !!

Q. WHY DO TAMPONS HAVE SRTINGS??
A. SO CRABS CAN GO BUNJEE JUMPING!!

Q. WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF DISSAPIONTMENT
A. FUCKING AN 8 YEAR OLD AND SHE SAYS SHES HAD BETTER.

Q: What noise does a turkey make in space?
A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!

Q: Why did the Hubble cross the road?
A: To take photos of the chicken.

Q: How many astronauts does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to unscrew it, and another to install a correcting lens.

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