- I was flying through the sky the other day with some blades of grass
when I came across this rather interesting publication wearing a
housecoat .
.. A CHILD'S STORY It was a warm summer's evening a... - The guy enters their bedroom bringing his wife a glass of water and
an asprin.
She: But dear, I don't have a headache !? He: Good, lets fuck then.... - Seen in a laboratory at the Department of Computer Science in Lyngby, Denmark
Statistics prove that 10% of all accidents are caused by drunk people.... - Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say
Shit happens. Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.... - You all need to read a long list of truely funny and tasteless Jokes!!!!
- An Indian brave came up to his chief.
"Oh Big Chief, why you give us the names you give.
"Mmmmm. When your cousin was born...I look across and see deer leaping in field.... - I was talking to my wife about the current financial situation & how she
would have to make cutbacks.
.. Me: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lad... - This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me.
I just can't stop having sex!" "Well how often do you have it", the doctor asks?... - 52 Good reasons why Beer is Better than Women!!!!
1.
You can enjoy a beer all night long. 2. Beer stains wash out....
