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Jokes RN
- Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long
trial,
the jury aquitted him. Later that day Carlson came...
- You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man
of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.
"If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment...
- A judge in a semi-small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the
defendent,
who had both a record and a reputation for driving...
- Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer. "How's it going?",
someone asked. "Not too bad", said Diogenes. "I still...
- A woman and her little girl were visitng the grave of the little girl's
grandmother.
On their way through the cemetary back to the car,...
- The defendent who pleads their own case has a fool for a client,
but at
least there will be no problem with fee-splitting...
- These two guys, George and Harry, set out in a Hot Air balloon to
cross the Atlantic Ocean.
After 37 hours in the air, George says
"Harry, we better...
- For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief
vacations at this country inn.
The last time he'd finally managed
an affair with the...
- God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences
once and for all.
When Satan heard this, he laughed and said, "And where...
- Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are
walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a
hundred dollar bill.
Who gets it? The old drunk, of course, the...
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