A Woman Goes To The Doctors, And Says ' Doctor, I've Got A Bit Of A Problem.

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A woman goes to the doctors, and says ' Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem.
I'll have to take my clothes off to show you.'
The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She
does so, and the doctor goes round to see her when she is ready.
'Well, what is it ??' he asks.
'It's a bit embarrasing,' she replies ' These two green circles have
appeared on the inside of my thighs.'
The doctor examines her and finally admits he has no idea what the cause
is. Then he suddenly asks 'Have you been having an affair with a gypsy
lately ?? '
The woman blushes and says 'Well, actually I have.'
'Thats the problem, ' the doctor says ' Tell him his ear-rings aren't made
of gold !!!'