Man in a pub with a friend.
A: Something amazing happened to me last night.
B: What's that?
A: I was at the home of a guy I know, and I was in bed with his wife while
he was out at the pub. We were really going at it, and suddenly we heard
a car screech to a halt outside. My lover looked horrified. "Oh my god!
My husbands arrived home!" she said. "Christ! What do I do?" I cried.
"You'd better jump out the window before he finds you", she said, so
I quickly got out the window. It was dark so I couldn't see, and I didn't
want to fall to my death so I hung by my fingers to the window ledge.
B: Wow. That sounds bad.
A: It gets worse! Her husband entered the room, and he sounded very drunk.
While I was hanging there I heard him get into bed and they were soon going
at it, very noisily. After they'd finished, he got out of bed, opened the
window and started peeing out the window, all over me, even though he
couldn't see me! But of course I daren't let go...
B: Wow. That sounds really bad.
A: It gets worse! A bit later he opens the window and starts crapping out
the window, goddamn it! All over me again!!!
B: Wow. That sounds really really bad.
A: It gets worse! Even later on, he opens the window again and this time
he damn well pukes out the window, all over me again!!!
B: Wow. That sounds really really really bad.
A: It gets worse! I'd had enough by this time, so I let go. And then I
realised I was only 2 feet from the ground!!!!