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  during the course of the short haircut the young man asked if there was a dependable hair restorer....
• The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?
  The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours....
• The Barber... A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome.
  He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome?...
• A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane assylum that is reknowned for their progressive rehabilitation methods.
  They begin by visiting some of the patients. The first patient they visit is a young woman....
• Guy looking for his friend pops in a barber shop and ask
  Hey! Bob Peters here? Barber replies: No. Just heads....
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  the barber, being an understanding man, says, 'you know, when you're bald in the front, that's a sure sign that you're a thinker....
• A lady stuck her head in the door of a barbershop and asked, "Bob Peters here?
  . The barber answered, "No lady, just shaves and haircuts"....
• Seems there was one Hulda and one Heinrich Ulrich and they were very close.
  They were both homebodies. One day Heinrich didn't come home for dinner and that was very unlike him....