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• Everyday Miss Nun would ride from the convent into town to the market.
  And as it happens one very persistent cop on a bike (Jan van der Merwe) would let her pull over to the side of the road and administer a drunken- ness test (breath-a-lyzer test) on Miss Nun....
• The nuns at the local convent had their daily annoucement session.
  The mother superior walked out in front of the 100 nuns with a very serious frown on her face....
• Administrative note: "All about Baseball" is reportedly just a slightly modified version of an original piece about Cricke
  from the Marybourne Cricket Club The White House is allegedly sending Dan Quayle to People's Republic of China to find out who is really in charge....
• I married a nun; nun in the morning; nun at night...
• Not long after his marriage, Ernie Junior and his father, Dirty Ernie senior, met for lunch.
  Well son," asked Ernie senior, "How is married life treating you?...
• From: ijd@otter.hple.hp.com (Ian Dickinson) Subjec
  What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday? Date...
• Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a Nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.
  "You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin!...
• Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.
  "You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin!...
• Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs.
  Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do....