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• A bear went into a bar and ordered a beer. He gave the bartender a twenty and the bartender went to the other end of the bar to put the money in the register.
  The second bartender whispered to the first, "He's a bear, what does he know, shortchange him....
• I am Yogi Bear's Greatest Fan!
• A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer.
  Sorry. We don't serve bears here" said the bartender....
• A man walks into the chemist's: "Have you got cotton wool balls?
  Assistant: "What do you think I am, a teddy bear?...
• A bear walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we don't serve no beer to no bears in this bar.
  The bear asks again and is again told, "We don't serve no beer to no bears in this bar....
• Running Bear finally woke up one morning to discover that he was a man.
  As such, he deduced, he would require a woman. So he trekked on over to the Medicine Man's teepee to requisition a woman....