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• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• A man named Smith stopped by the doctor's office to see what the doc found wrong with Mrs.
  Smith. The doctor told Mr. Smith that he had treated two Mrs....
• Setting: A courtroom. Defense attorney questioning a robbery victim.
  Defense Attorney: Mr. Smith, you were held up at gunpoint on the corner of Fifth Avenue and Main Street on August 7th, is that correct?...
• Mrs. Jones goes to see her obstetrician, Dr. Smith.
  She says, "Dr. Smith, I'm pregnant again. I need a hearing aid....
• A college student picked up his date at her parents home.
  He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant....
• While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
• Some Classic Blonde Jokes 1.) What do you call an eternity?
  Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. 2.) Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?...
• 69" A woman took an inexperienced man home one night.
  When they got to her apartment, she suggested that they try a 69....
• I once knew a medical man who loved frozen daiquiris.
  He was at a bar one night drinking one when a piece of hickory-wood form the ceiling fell into the glass....