One day in Paradise, God called Adam to him and
said "Now i will teach you how to kiss". "Lord, what is a
kiss ?" asked Adam. "I will show you" said God and
tought Adam everything about kissing. Adam went to
Eve and kissed her for a while.
Then God called Adam back and said "Now i will
teach you how to make love"."Lord, what is make love ?"
asked Adam. "I will show you" said God and then he
tought Adam everything about making love. Adam went
to Eve but came back shortly after and asked
"Lord, what is a headache ?".
said "Now i will teach you how to kiss". "Lord, what is a
kiss ?" asked Adam. "I will show you" said God and
tought Adam everything about kissing. Adam went to
Eve and kissed her for a while.
Then God called Adam back and said "Now i will
teach you how to make love"."Lord, what is make love ?"
asked Adam. "I will show you" said God and then he
tought Adam everything about making love. Adam went
to Eve but came back shortly after and asked
"Lord, what is a headache ?".
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