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• Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." -- Sigmund Freud
• Smoke my skin cigar!
• Cigar? Toss it in a can, it is so tragic.
• a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke
• An American, traveling on a train in Europe, met a Cuban tobacco grower, a Russian vodka distiller and a lawyer.
  While they were talking business, the Cuban took out four cigars and passed them around....
• Sometimes it just doesn't pay to think.
• Sometimes I just want to compute...