Upon answering the door to her whorehouse, the madam was surprised
to see an amputee.
"Look at yourself," the madam said, "no arms, no legs, what could
you possibly do?"
He replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
to see an amputee.
"Look at yourself," the madam said, "no arms, no legs, what could
you possibly do?"
He replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
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