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• Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: You don't bother calling him, he won't come any way.
  But, when I was a kid, we had a dog with no legs....
• What do you do with a dog with no arms and no legs? Take it for a drag.
• Q: What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs? A: Take him for a drag.
• Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Who cares? He won't come anyway.
• Q: What do you do with a legless dog? A: Take him for a drag.
• What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, it won't come anyway.
• why is a fire engine red ? ( in parts of the world that it is red ) the fire engine has six wheels and six crew members.
  six plus six is twelve. twelve inches makes a foot....
• What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come.
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....