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• Q:" How many Conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Five - One to change it and the others to sit around and talk about how much they liked the old one....
• Q. How many chiorpractors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One but it will take six visits.
• Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a lightbulb? A: (in a very loud voice) ONE!
• Q. How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A. Two. One to hold the lightbulb and the other to drink beer until the room spins....
• Q. How many Oxford undergraduates does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A. One. He simply holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him....
• How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
• How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure....
• How many Bard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--but she'll only do it if it's an alternative light bulb....
• How many Mount Holyoke students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--she calls a Smithie to do it....