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• There was one little boy who never lost his mistrust.
• Her only hope was a plucky young boy and his slow-witted father.
  -- Bart the Hero, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• It's like they saw our lives and put it right up on screen!
  -- Bart watches `Dinosaurs', "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.
  -- Sideshow Bob to his new love Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Sideshow Bob: [menacingly] Bart, if I wanted to kill you, I'd have choked you like a chicken the moment I walked in that door.
  Family: Gasp! Sideshow Bob: [cheerily] But then, what kind of guest would I have been?...
• Sideshow Bob: Selma, will you marry me? Bart: Don't be a fool, Aunt Selma!
  That man is scum! Selma: Then call me Mrs. Scum! -- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Bart: Chief Wiggum, think you have room in your jail for a two-time loser?
  Wiggum: Well, no, frankly. But that never stopped us before....
• Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
  Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams Sideshow Bob's foot with a mallet] Sideshow Bob...
• Sideshow Bob: Bart, I must know. How did you untangle my web?
  Chief Wiggum: Yeah, Bart, pull us in! Bart: Well, I'd hate to tell the number one cop in town how to do his job....