There Was One Little Boy Who Never Lost His Mistrust.
There was one little boy who never lost his mistrust.
-- Marge, on Bart's unraveling of Sideshow Bob's
murderous plan, "The Return of Sideshow Bob"
Her only hope was a plucky young boy and his slow-witted father.
-- Bart the Hero, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Bart no like. Bad medicine. -- Bart expresses his disapproval, "The Return of Sideshow Bob
Bart: Chief Wiggum, think you have room in your jail for a two-time loser?
Wiggum: Well, no, frankly. But that never stopped us before....
To the Simpson-Mobile! -- Homer, "The Return of Sideshow Bob
When Sideshow Bob is in jail, his prisoner number i
24601. This is also Jean Valjean's number in Les Miserables Episode...
Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.
-- Sideshow Bob to his new love Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Homer: I hate all the programs Marge likes, but it's no big deal.
You know why? Selma: No. Sideshow Bob: Go on....
You're living proof that our revolving door prison system works.
-- Lisa to Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Ah, fire! Scourge of Prometheus! Toaster of marshmallows!
[evilly] Eradicator of deadwood......