Bart: Chief Wiggum, think you have room in your jail for a two-time loser

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• Wiggum: [miffed] Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me "Chief Piggum
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• Bob: And now [draws his sword] the final curtain...[walks towards Bart] [The boat hits a rock and Bob is sent flying] [Chief Wiggum and other policemen are on shore in their bathrobes] Wiggum
  [cocks his gun] Hold it right there, Sideshow Bob....
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• Bart: I...should have known you were too smart to fall for that
  Bob: Really? What type of smart? Book smart? Because...
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  Marge, on Bart's unraveling of Sideshow Bob's ...
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  Wiggum: [cuffing Bob] Got ya, ha ha, you...TV-hating...
• I just hope people don't think I'm marrying you for your money
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