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• There was one little boy who never lost his mistrust.
• Bart no like. Bad medicine. -- Bart expresses his disapproval, "The Return of Sideshow Bob
• Sideshow Bob: Bart, I must know. How did you untangle my web?
  Chief Wiggum: Yeah, Bart, pull us in! Bart: Well, I'd hate to tell the number one cop in town how to do his job....
• You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
  -- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Bart: I...should have known you were too smart to fall for that.
  Bob: Really? What type of smart? Book smart? Because there are a lot of people who are book smart but it takes a special type of genius to -- Wiggum...
• When Sideshow Bob is in jail, his prisoner number i
  24601. This is also Jean Valjean's number in Les Miserables Episode...
• Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.
  -- Sideshow Bob to his new love Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• It's like they saw our lives and put it right up on screen!
  -- Bart watches `Dinosaurs', "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• I just hope people don't think I'm marrying you for your money.
  Instead of your... less tangible qualities....