Sideshow Bob: Bart, I must know. How did you untangle my web?
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, Bart, pull us in!
Bart: Well, I'd hate to tell the number one cop in town how to
do his job...
Chief Wiggum: No no, please. It's the only way I'll learn.
-- "The Return of Sideshow Bob"
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, Bart, pull us in!
Bart: Well, I'd hate to tell the number one cop in town how to
do his job...
Chief Wiggum: No no, please. It's the only way I'll learn.
-- "The Return of Sideshow Bob"
Related:
- Bart: Chief Wiggum, think you have room in your jail for a two-time
loser?
Wiggum: Well, no, frankly. But that never stopped... - Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams... - Bob: And now [draws his sword] the final curtain...[walks towards
Bart]
[The boat hits a rock and Bob is sent flying]
[Chief Wiggum and other policemen are on shore in their
bathrobes]
Wiggum:
[cocks his gun] Hold it right there, Sideshow Bob.... - Bart: I...should have known you were too smart to fall for that.
Bob: Really? What type of smart? Book smart? Because... - Sideshow Bob: Selma, I don't know what to say...
Selma:
Just tell me you like McGyver. Sideshow Bob: Very well... - Wiggum: Hey, where is Sideshow Bob and that guy who,
uh, eats people and takes their faces... - Man: You're on the right track. Follow the names.
Bart:
How the hell do you know? Man: [takes a drag]... - Bart: Look at that hunk of junk.
Grampa: Oh, jeeh -
you're ignorant! That's the Wright Brothers' plane... - Wiggum: [miffed] Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me "Chief
Piggum!"
[everyone laughs]
Heh,
now I get it. That's good. -- Guess you _didn't_...
From the same category:
- Marge: [despairingly] Homer, you raided the college fund,
the TV... Homer, you're driving a stake through... - Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns.
Burns: Nonsense.
Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. ... - Marge, TV gives so much and asks so little. It's a boy's best friend.
Homer explains, "When Flanders... - Bob: Well, at least I'll have my revenge!
Bart: Bob,
no! Lisa: Don't you see? That would be taking the... - Marge: Homer, those were very thoughtful presents, but you have to tell
me where you got the money from.
Homer: All right, Marge, I'll tell you, but first you...
