Sideshow Bob: Selma, Will You Marry Me? Bart: Don't Be A Fool, Aunt Selma!

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  -- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Sideshow Bob: Selma, I don't know what to say... Selma
  Just tell me you like McGyver. Sideshow Bob: Very well, I....
• Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.
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• Sideshow Bob: [rubbing Selma's feet] [quietly] Soon I will kill you.
  .. Selma: What? Sideshow Bob: Son pied sont il beau....
• Selma: Driver, here's a fin. Get me home and don't spare the whip!
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• Patty: Aunt Selma has this crazy obsession about not dying alone.
  So in desperation, she joined this prison pen-pal program....
• Selma: That McGyver's a genius. Sideshow Bob: First of all, he's not a genius.
  He's an actor. And second, he's not <much> of an actor....
• Bart: Aw, just think, Lis: that's _our_ pickle brine burning Sideshow Mel.
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• I just hope people don't think I'm marrying you for your money.
  Instead of your... less tangible qualities....