Sideshow Bob: Selma, Will You Marry Me? Bart: Don't Be A Fool, Aunt Selma!
Sideshow Bob: Selma, will you marry me?
Bart: Don't be a fool, Aunt Selma! That man is scum!
Selma: Then call me Mrs. Scum!
-- "The Return of Sideshow Bob"
You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
-- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Sideshow Bob: Selma, I don't know what to say... Selma
Just tell me you like McGyver. Sideshow Bob: Very well, I....
Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.
-- Sideshow Bob to his new love Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Sideshow Bob: [rubbing Selma's feet] [quietly] Soon I will kill you.
.. Selma: What? Sideshow Bob: Son pied sont il beau....
Selma: Driver, here's a fin. Get me home and don't spare the whip!
Barney: [the carriage driver] Whatever you say, Mum!...
Patty: Aunt Selma has this crazy obsession about not dying alone.
So in desperation, she joined this prison pen-pal program....
Selma: That McGyver's a genius. Sideshow Bob: First of all, he's not a genius.
He's an actor. And second, he's not <much> of an actor....
Bart: Aw, just think, Lis: that's _our_ pickle brine burning Sideshow Mel.
Homer: Pfft. That Sideshow Mel think's he's so big....
I just hope people don't think I'm marrying you for your money.
Instead of your... less tangible qualities....