Kissing You Would Be Like Kissing Some Divine Ashtray.
Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.
-- Sideshow Bob to his new love Selma,
"The Return of Sideshow Bob"
Sideshow Bob: Selma, would you mind if I did something bold and shocking in front of your family?
Selma: All right. But no tongues. [removes her cigarette and puckers up] Sideshow Bob...
Sideshow Bob: [rubbing Selma's feet] [quietly] Soon I will kill you.
.. Selma: What? Sideshow Bob: Son pied sont il beau....
Sideshow Bob: Selma, I don't know what to say... Selma
Just tell me you like McGyver. Sideshow Bob: Very well, I....
You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
-- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Sideshow Bob: Selma, will you marry me? Bart: Don't be a fool, Aunt Selma!
That man is scum! Selma: Then call me Mrs. Scum! -- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Homer: You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as they look, and they come with this delicious red sauce.
It looks like ketchup. It tastes like ketchup....
I just hope people don't think I'm marrying you for your money.
Instead of your... less tangible qualities....
Bart no like. Bad medicine. -- Bart expresses his disapproval, "The Return of Sideshow Bob
Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.