Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.
-- Sideshow Bob to his new love Selma,
"The Return of Sideshow Bob"
-- Sideshow Bob to his new love Selma,
"The Return of Sideshow Bob"
Related:
- Sideshow Bob: Selma, would you mind if I did something bold and shocking
in front of your family?
Selma: All right. But no tongues. [removes her cigarette... - Sideshow Bob: [rubbing Selma's feet] [quietly] Soon I will kill you.
Selma: What? Sideshow Bob: Son pied sont il beau.... - Sideshow Bob: Selma, I don't know what to say...
Selma:
Just tell me you like McGyver. Sideshow Bob: Very well... - You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
-- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob,
"The Return of Sideshow... - Sideshow Bob: Selma, will you marry me?
Bart: Don't be a fool,
Aunt Selma! That man is scum! Selma: Then call me... - Homer: You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as
they look,
and they come with this delicious red sauce. It ... - I just hope people don't think I'm marrying you for your money.
Instead of your... less tangible qualities. -- Sideshow... - Bart no like. Bad medicine.
-- Bart expresses his disapproval,
"The Return of Sideshow... - Kissing a smoker is like licking an
ashtray...
From the same category:
- Moe: All right, Homer. Let's see the left.
[a fly stops on Moe's right cushion]
[Homer punches it,
yet it flies away intact] Moe: O-kay... Let's see... - Lisa: Hey, this says we should feed him lots of eggs and olive oil
to ensure a glossy coat.
Homer: Oh yeah. A dog like this you have to feed... - Bart, to avoid this test, you've had smallpox, the bends,
and that unfortunate bout of Tourette's syndrome. ... - Marge: Homer, has the weight loss tape reduced your appetite?
Homer: Ah, lamentably no. My gastronomic repacity... - Lisa: Dad, can you take me to Dr. Hibbert's office?
Homer: Why? What's wrong? Lisa: Oh, nothing. I just...
