Sideshow Bob: [menacingly] Bart, If I Wanted To Kill You, I'd Have Choked You Like A Chicken The Moment I Walked In That Door.

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Sideshow Bob: [menacingly] Bart, if I wanted to kill you, I'd have
choked you like a chicken the moment I walked in that door.
Family: Gasp!
Sideshow Bob: [cheerily] But then, what kind of guest would I have
Family: [chuckle, except for Bart]
-- On the other hand, if he'd brought a gift first...
"The Return of Sideshow Bob"