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• Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
  Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams Sideshow Bob's foot with a mallet] Sideshow Bob...
• Sideshow Bob: Selma, would you mind if I did something bold and shocking in front of your family?
  Selma: All right. But no tongues. [removes her cigarette and puckers up] Sideshow Bob...
• Sideshow Bob: [rubbing Selma's feet] [quietly] Soon I will kill you.
  .. Selma: What? Sideshow Bob: Son pied sont il beau....
• You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
  -- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Sideshow Bob: Selma, I don't know what to say... Selma
  Just tell me you like McGyver. Sideshow Bob: Very well, I....
• Bob: Well, at least I'll have my revenge! Bart: Bob, no!
  Lisa: Don't you see? That would be taking the easy way out....
• Sideshow Bob: Ah, Mr. Simpson, you're forgetting the first two noble truths of the Buddha.
  Homer: I am not! -- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Bart: Chief Wiggum, think you have room in your jail for a two-time loser?
  Wiggum: Well, no, frankly. But that never stopped us before....
• You've brought shame to this family, Cecil. Oh, I don't relish having to write the Christmas letter this year.
  -- Sideshow Bob, "The Brother From Another Serie...