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• These talking dinosaurs are more real than most &l
  eal> families on TV. -- Lisa watches `Dinosaurs', "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Bart no like. Bad medicine. -- Bart expresses his disapproval, "The Return of Sideshow Bob
• You're living proof that our revolving door prison system works.
  -- Lisa to Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Sideshow Bob: Selma, would you mind if I did something bold and shocking in front of your family?
  Selma: All right. But no tongues. [removes her cigarette and puckers up] Sideshow Bob...
• There was one little boy who never lost his mistrust.
• Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.
  -- Sideshow Bob to his new love Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Her only hope was a plucky young boy and his slow-witted father.
  -- Bart the Hero, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Sideshow Bob: [menacingly] Bart, if I wanted to kill you, I'd have choked you like a chicken the moment I walked in that door.
  Family: Gasp! Sideshow Bob: [cheerily] But then, what kind of guest would I have been?...
• To the Simpson-Mobile! -- Homer, "The Return of Sideshow Bob