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• Homer: I have an announcement to make. As a family growth thing, Bart and I think we should all go to the monster truck rally this Saturday.
  Lisa: Aren't you forgetting something? Homer: Uh....
• The world's greatest daredevil, the man who's no stranger to danger, if he's not in action, he's in traction.
  .. Captain Lance Murdoch! -- Announcer at Monster Truck Rally, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Ladies and gentlemen, and especially little children.
  I'm glad you're all here to witness what may very well be my grisly death....
• Bart: Dad, I want to be a daredevil. Homer: Heh heh heh.
  Kids say such stupid things. -- "Bart the Daredevil...
• If you miss this, you'd better be dead... or in jail.
  .. And if you're in jail, break out! -- Announcer for "Truck-a-Saurus", "Bart the Daredevil...
• Homer: You were on your way to jump the gorge, weren't you!
  Bart: Maybe. -- Bart and the 9th commandment? "Bart the Daredevil...
• This is the greatest thrill of my life! I'm king of the world!
  Wooo, wooo! Wooo, wooo! -- Homer Simpson Bart the Daredevil...
• Oh cruel Fate! Why do you mock me? -- Homer, "Bart the Daredevil
• I reached him!
  -- Lisa, on Homer humming the 1812 Overture while driving recklessly, "Bart the Daredevil...