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• Hey, this thing's pretty gnarly. I bet you could throw a dead body in there, and no one would eeeeever find it.
  -- Otto, on Springfield Gorge, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Homer: He's done it, Marge; there's nothing we can do.
  He's as good as dead! [bawls] Marge: You're his father, you've got to try and reason with him....
• Bart: Otto, I'm going to leap over Springfield Gorge on my skateboard.
  Otto: You know, Bart, as the only adult here, I feel I should say something?...
• Bart, this isn't one of those phony-baloney promises I don't expect you to keep!
  -- Homer, having a heart-to-heart with Bart, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Marge: Are you all right? Bart: Better than all right.
  I got stitches! [lifts the bandage] Homer+Lisa: Ewwwww....
• Oh, cruel fate. Why do you mock me? -- Homer Simpson Bart the Daredevil
• Oh cruel Fate! Why do you mock me? -- Homer, "Bart the Daredevil
• You think you've got guts. Try raising my kids. -- Homer to Murdoch, "Bart the Daredevil
• I tried ordering you, I tried punishing you, and God help me, I even tried reasoning with you.
  -- Homer, "Bart the Daredevil...