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• Drinking potions of booze may land you in jail if you are under 21.
• I'm sorry Bart. But if you got hurt or died, despite the extra attention I'd receive, I'd miss you.
  -- Lisa, "Bart the Daredevil...
• If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.
• Break into jail and claim police brutality.
• I'll be playing my first solo! If you miss it on Saturday, I'd advise you to start looking for a child therapist on Sunday.
  -- Lisa, "Bart the Daredevil...
• The world's greatest daredevil, the man who's no stranger to danger, if he's not in action, he's in traction.
  .. Captain Lance Murdoch! -- Announcer at Monster Truck Rally, "Bart the Daredevil...
• A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now.
  -- From the Larry King show...
• Lisa: [moans] I give up, there's nothing we can do.
  Bart: Yeah, I agree. You wanna start on trying to get Apu out of jail?...