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• Otto: [humming into the bus microphone] Bart: Hey, Otto, can I use that microphone?
  Otto: Sorry, Bart-dude, it's for emergencies only. -- on the bus, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Marge: Are you all right? Bart: Better than all right.
  I got stitches! [lifts the bandage] Homer+Lisa: Ewwwww....
• Bart: Dad, I want to be a daredevil. Homer: Heh heh heh.
  Kids say such stupid things. -- "Bart the Daredevil...
• Why that little liar! I should have... And I was going to play pickle with him.
  -- Homer, finding Bart's room empty, "Bart the Daredevil" (You need three people to play `pickle'....
• Homer: I have an announcement to make. As a family growth thing, Bart and I think we should all go to the monster truck rally this Saturday.
  Lisa: Aren't you forgetting something? Homer: Uh....
• Marge: Homer, you're his father. You've got to reason with him.
  Homer: Oh, that never works. He's a goner! Bart the Daredevil...
• Bart, this isn't one of those phony-baloney promises I don't expect you to keep!
  -- Homer, having a heart-to-heart with Bart, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Homer: [taunting] Bart and Lisa have to go to school, while I get to stay at home, naah naah nah naah naah.
  Lisa: I like school. Homer: Well, why don't you live at it, then?...
• I tried ordering you, I tried punishing you, and God help me, I even tried reasoning with you.
  -- Homer, "Bart the Daredevil...