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  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
• Ladies and gentlemen, and especially little children.
  I'm glad you're all here to witness what may very well be my grisly death....
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  [lops it off] Um, I think we'll use someone different for the hair....
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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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  We have to know. Bart: Tell us what's the secret....
• Homer: So, little Lisa, apple of my eye: how are things down at the old schoolhouse?
  Lisa: I find this demeaning and embarrassing beyond my worst nightmares....
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