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• Ladies and gentlemen, the ten-year old who's brave and bold, when he's not in class, he's risking his ass, the world's greatest daredevil, Bart Simpson!
  -- Announcer in Bart's dream, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Let the destruction begin! -- Homer, at the Monster Truck Rally, "Bart the Daredevil
• Ladies and gentlemen, and especially little children.
  I'm glad you're all here to witness what may very well be my grisly death....
• Announcer: Welcome, welcome, welcome to an evening of exciting quarter-mile action, action, action!
  Our first race is a benefit for daredevil Lance Murdoch, Murdoch, Murdoch, who's hospitalized with cirrhosis of the liver, liver, liver!...
• Now let me start by saying... Good for you son! It's always good to see young people taking an interest in danger.
  Now a lot of people are going to be telling you you're crazy, and maybe they're right....
• Homer: I have an announcement to make. As a family growth thing, Bart and I think we should all go to the monster truck rally this Saturday.
  Lisa: Aren't you forgetting something? Homer: Uh....
• If you miss this, you'd better be dead... or in jail.
  .. And if you're in jail, break out! -- Announcer for "Truck-a-Saurus", "Bart the Daredevil...
• This is the greatest thrill of my life! I'm king of the world!
  Wooo, wooo! Wooo, wooo! -- Homer Simpson Bart the Daredevil...
• Announcer: Rasputin, the friendly Russian! Millhouse
  Didn't he use to be the Mad Russian? Lisa: Yes, but I'm afraid the forces of history have changed wrestling, perhaps forever....